Oh, the banter of Dwight and Jim... about high bay lights

I'm referring to The Office of course, on NBC. I decided to write a little snippet of banter between the two (this is not from the show, it's from my dome!)

Dwight Schrute: "QUESTION! What do high bay lights and grow light systems have in common?"

Jim Halpert: "You know Dwight, I really don't have time for this today."

DS: "False. Fact: They both create light where there is darkness"

JH: "That seems pretty obvious, Dwight"

DS: "Well, it seems pretty obvious that you have a crush on Pam."

JH: "Uhh, can we not talk about this?"

DS: "I have every right."

JH: "What if we just didn't talk at all? I think that would be good."