I have a song stuck in my head... it's blinding me like a flood light

It's from Flight of the Conchords on HBO... the song is called "Ladies of the World." The Flight of the Conchords are super funny.

Anyways, it's really early and it's bright and sunny up here in the bay area! The light shining through the window that woke me up was something akin to a flood light. It woke me up!!

And if you've ever walked beneath a motion-sensored flood light, then you know the kind of brightness I'm talking about.

Enough light to host the World Series of Baseball... for mice :-)

Unless you had a ton of flood lights, then you could light up a stadium for humans playing stick-ball.

In case you can't tell... I just woke up and can't really think straight! I feel silly... :-)

Don't Get Burgled! Get a Flood Light!

Worried about a home break-in? You may find peace of mind by investing in a flood light for the outside of your home. A motion-sensing flood light will light your property up bright as day if anyone steps foot onto your premises after hours... and most criminals prefer to work in the dark ;-)

Time to find me... wearing MLB jerseys & apparel

I caught a show on Tuesday night at a bar in Long Beach and happened to see an inside-the-park-home run on tv. I'd never seen one before. There were a bunch of guys in there wearing MLB jerseys & apparel and they went absolutely nuts. The outfielders must have been blinded by the flood light and lost track of the ball, because the guy made it around all the bases while the ball was in play! Amazing!

I'm so lit... thanks to flood lights!

One of the cheapest ways to prevent home break-ins is investing in a good flood light. Everyone knows that most crimes are committed during the darkness of night, and if an unwitting thief decides to approach your house at night, a flood light will send them running once it shines down on them brighter than the sun. So protect your family and possessions with this inexpensive, practical investment!