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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Window of Opportunity

ATTENTION ALL MOMS OUT THERE: You don't have much time. Soon enough, your child will understand the fundamentals of fashion and want to dress themselves. Whether or not you think that skirt is too short or your daughter has too much black in her wardrobe, you'll be writing the check. But since your little one is still a toddler, it's your chance to dress them in any kind of baby clothes that you desire. It's all up to you, and with so many new fashionable styles nowadays, your child's garb doesn't have to look like traditional "baby clothes" that we all wore growing up. So seize this opportunity to stylize your child before they get old enough to deem you "uncool!"

Books that run, automatically...

... in other words, runbook automation. Ask your IT guy about this. He'll tell you it's cool. Why is it so cool, you ask? Well, the answer is easy. Runbook automation makes computers do things that humans used to do, but of course, computers work a lot faster and accurately than humans. And computers don't need salaries, perks, health insurance, or days off to go to their kid's 6th grade play. Heck, they don't even take bathroom breaks or forget to change the coffee filter in the breakroom. And one thing is for certain--a computer will never storm into your office demanding a raise when your CFO just told you that the company's got its big toe in the red. So get your runbook automation on and watch your company grow!

Do you know what's awesome?

Pellet Guns. Pellet guns are awesome. I think it's mostly because they are relatively safe in comparison with their larger, gunpowder-fueled counterparts, but also because you can shoot soda cans with them... in your backyard. With a pellet gun, you can enjoy all the fun of discharging a firearm without all the hassle. Sweet.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

the next THING in RINGS

I think the coolest thing I've seen all week are these titanium rings. Truly unique and revolutionary, these rings come in a multitude of styles to suit anyone's taste; and since they're made of titanium, they are both lightweight and durable. What an awesome paradox. I have a feeling that titanium rings will revolutionize jewelry design in the near future, much like platinum did. Mark my words.

Database Automation

What can database automation do for you? Plenty! Basically what it does is take the power of computers and the internet to streamline your workflow, essentially using computers to do as much of the "grunt work" as they can. With database automation, you can say goodbye! to entering the same information into multiple databases, saving you time and money with the assurance that all your databases will be synced and error-free.

Air Guns

Ahh, air guns. How much fun are these? I must have been about 5 years old when my dad went out and bought me my first one. It was a Red Ryder I think, and I spent hours in the backyard, shooting at targets painted on cardboard boxes. I remember the thrill of shooting these things like it was yesterday--walking beside my dad, me with my air gun, and he with the .22 that he'd occasionally let me shoot. Shooting a real gun made me feel so grown up, like a kid drinking apple cider from a champagne flute at Thanksgiving dinner. Classic childhood memories.

Baby Bedding

I like to keep my house clean and sharp, and it always seems like the baby's room is the most difficult to keep up. Lucky for me, I found some really nice looking crib bedding and baby bedding at babybox.com. They offer stylish dressings for your baby's crib, complete with pillows, sheets, and blankets. Most of the items can even be monogrammed to add that stylish touch! So throw out that old baby bedding and give your child some style!

Men's Wedding Bands

When my fiancee and I decided to get engaged, she told me about a line of men's wedding bands at titanium-jewelry.com. So I decided to check them out because I like the idea of wearing something that's unique and crafted from one of the finest metals on earth. After browsing their line of mens wedding bands, i must say I was pleasantly surprised, not only at the style but also the price. These rings are classy, masculine, durable, and affordable. What else could a young couple want?