Attention! golf equipment is on sale!

Yep, that's right... every time spring begins to approach, you can find spectacular deals on all your "necessary" golf equipment... Although your wife may wonder why you need a new putter after just purchasing one last year, you know why you need a new one... because playing with new-fangled equipment and this year's newest innovations in golf is FUN! I think this year, I'm going to look at Taylormade drivers. In my opinion, they are the best in the game, and the shapes and weight designs that they are making this year are absolutely extraordinary. I'm hoping to lower my handicap by at least 3 strokes over the summer, so wish me luck!

To be honest, I'd be fine with just a nice set of Taylormade irons

I know that I put forth a bold request in my last entry, begging for both Taylormade drivers AND Taylormade irons, but I know the prices, and I know my friends & family ain't rich... so how about just a set of irons? Or even a few good wedges? The driver I have now hits straight. It could hit a little longer, but it keeps me in the fairway more often than not... and anyone I've golfed with knows that my Achilles heel is my short game... so please, help Taylormade help me out by getting me some of their finely crafted clubs! I can drive like a machine, I can putt like... uhh... someone who can putt really well, but my approaches and short game sucks. I suppose the only short game shot I'm good at is bunker saves. Seriously, I can get out of any bunker with any club any time, for some strange reason... but put the ball on perfectly groomed fairway about 40 yards out and watch me shank it and take a big chunk of sod up with the ball... anyways, I'm rambling. I hope my self-depreciative talk of golf inspires you to get me the clubs I need so I can start winning back money from my golf-shark friends. Why do I always agree to skins games? ehhhhh.

Oh Pretty Freakin' Please! Taylormade drivers?

Here's what I want for Christmas: Taylormade drivers and Taylormade irons. I'm sick of getting gift certificates for green fees... I can pay those myself. How about getting the whole family together to "pitch in" (no golf pun intended) and get me what I really want? Pretty please? With a freakin' cherry on top???